Kocak: Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    Kocak: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    > SARAH PALIN: Before it got to the other side, I shot the chicken,
    > cleaned and dressed it, and had chicken burgers for lunch.
    >
    > BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
    > change! The chicken wanted change!
    >
    > JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
    > recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
    > chickens on the other side of the road.
    >
    > HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that
    > little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely
    > qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this
    > country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this
    > really isn't about me.
    >
    > GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
    > We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or
    > not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle
    > ground here.
    >
    > DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
    >
    > COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
    > satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
    >
    > BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your
    > definition of chicken?
    >
    > AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
    >
    > JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am
    > now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
    > the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now and will remain against
    > it.
    >
    > AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
    > chickens.
    > DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken doesn't
    > realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the
    > road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road.
    > What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not
    > taking on his current problems before adding new problems.
    >
    > OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which
    > is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the
    > chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of
    > life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
    > across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
    >
    > ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken,
    > but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
    >
    > NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You
    > can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
    >
    > PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
    >
    > MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
    > going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs
    > when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
    > insider information.
    >
    > DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
    > toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not
    > been told.
    > ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
    >
    > GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
    > Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
    > enough.
    >
    > BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
    > listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming
    > story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
    > accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
    >
    > ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
    >
    > JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
    > together, in peace.
    > BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only
    > cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
    > balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of
    > eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never
    > crash or need to be rebooted.
    >
    > ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
    > road move beneath the chicken?
    >
    > COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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    ga ngerti..............


    bs tlg jlasin??
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    sama nih hehhehehehe

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    itu komentar2 berdasarkan sifat2 orangnya bos

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    kalo ngk ngerti tokoh2x amrik ngk bakal ngerti nih ^^

    kocakkk pernah baca gw hahaha

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    lo salah masukin lolucon amerika ke indonesia bukan masalah vocab man..tapi emang kaga masuk lawakannya

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    hehe...gmana ya ??

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    GUSDUR: Gitu aja kok repot....

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    Bingung neh.... Bhs inggrisnya gw msh cetek nich... Hehehehehe...

    Quote Originally Posted by Half_Life View Post
    GUSDUR: Gitu aja kok repot....
    Yg ini setuju bgt........... Hahahahaha...

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    kocak nih, pnah baca dmnaaa gitu,, hehe
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