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    SURAT BUAT OM BILL

    nih surat buat bill gates...kalo gw ketemu!!!


    Letter is from a Indian Blonde to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

    Subject: Problems with my new computer

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
    Problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

    1. There is a 'start' button but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this, because we have failed to stop the computer

    2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran around the house! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that and sit.

    3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
    find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door keys and we tried alot to trace the keys with this ' find' button, but it was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when will you provide that?

    6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when will you provide the remaining items?

    7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is noteven a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

    9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

    10. You provided 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
    provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.


    Last but not least: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

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    hahahaha...kocak..just for jokking..kasi cendol ah...tukeran ya bos..hehe

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    wew..makasi boss...
    dah sampe blon cendolnya?

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    Huahuahuahuahuaha..

    bisa aje..
    N.E.V.E.R. regret anything that once made you S.M.I.L.E.

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    ^mana cendolnya nih?

 

 
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