Don`t laugh A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I`ve got this problem you see, only you`ve got to promise not to laugh". The doctor replies, Mojo Warrior"Of course I won`t laugh! That would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over twenty years of being a doctor I`ve never laughed at a patient.""OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers. The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest ***** he has ever seen in his life.first, then uncontrollably. Several minutes later he manages to compose himself and wipes the tears from his eyes. "I`m so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don`t know what came over me, I won`t let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?The man looks up at the doctor with sad eyes and says, "It`s swollen."